http://www.christmaslightsholiday.com/christmas-lights-deer-run-road/
Do these lyrics suck?
was drivin’ in my car when I saw Mr.Deer in the middle of the road just drinkin’ a beer. I know it may seem like a sin but i hit mr.deer right in the shin It’s a roadkill Christmas My wife took him in just like a pet he didn’t even need to be taken to the vet a couple days later mr.deer said “Hey man I took your spot on the bed I had to spend that night in my car man i wish mr.deer was livin’ on a star. Then a week later I made a deal if he worked for me he he worked for me he wouldn’t be my next meal. Every Sunday he was on my roof man up there he looked liked a doof. That dumb deer ruined my life maybe next time i’ll run over my wife I tried to kill him but I shot and I missed man mr.deer was pretty pissed it’s just too bad he didn’t fight I would’ve knocked him out like a light. It’s a roadkill christmas Now adays i’m not so rude he still doesn’t know I put poisen in his food.
this is better than any lyrics i’ve read on yahoo answers so far. i’m being serious too.
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